Expresso

17 08 2011

My housemate has started selling skin care products. I was having a good nosey through all the make up, and she said I was welcome to try any. I nearly cracked open the foundation and applied liberally. If I had I would have looked something like this.

Expresso is not my shade. Seems my housemate’s supplier gave her a few (hundred) shades too dark.

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Magnified

27 01 2011

When you are tired everything seems magnified out of proportion, I therefore do not recommend being tired and using a magnification mirror. Its job is to magnify every eyebrow hair, every pore and every part of you at least 10x. When one is tired this is approximately 100x more traumatic than usual. Especially when you are plucking your eyebrows.