A sparkling prezzie…

20 10 2010

is what I woke up to this am. No, no diamonds, No silver, No sparklers. Slug trails. YUK YUK YUK YUK. They had gone mental last night, and I think I even saw a message on the floor boards –  A birthday message. Since it is much better to give than to receive I have decided to buy my slimy roommates some Maldon sea salt. I will just leave it generously sprinkled – like a white carpet – over my floor tonight, for when they arrive with their buckets of slime.




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