Kamakazi Pigeons

1 10 2009

Ok so this didn’t happen, but it VERY nearly did. And it’s not the first time.

London pigeons are vicious, and drive like London bus drivers – fast and furious – and if you are in the way…well you better move quick!

Kamakazi Pigeon

There I was minding my own business on my way to Oxford street and a Kamakazi Pigeon decided he would take a short cut down the alley. If I hadn’t ducked, I would have a pigeon shaped bruise on my face. My frind Jen was a eye witness, and, I quote she said (after shreiking in fright) ….” I could see the evil in his eyes.” Luckily my razor sharp reflexes (haha) came into play and I jumped out the way also shrieking in the rush hour commuter belt to avert this almost certain disaster.




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