My mate got engaged recently. He told me that in his celebrations with a friend he may have clocked up a substantial bar bill. It seems that drinking bottle(s) of champers makes one invincible, and eating the bill, yes you read that right, EATING THE BILL, destroys the evidence. Hilarious. (He still had to pay the full price, and he assured me it was nothing to do with the manager calling the police.)
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